- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

I literally died laughing

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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