what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Women's rights

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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