- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Stephen Hawking

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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