There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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