- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

2 + 2 = 4

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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