whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Swag.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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my egg roll

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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