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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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