- Anti Joke

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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