A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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