what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

An Asian person drove home safely.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Terraria

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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