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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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