- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

This sentence is a lie.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

You idiot thats 9 letters

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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