What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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