- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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