- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

You bumder!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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