Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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