a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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