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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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