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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the new green? Green

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

The cream, it is coming