wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Your adopted.....

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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