- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Refridgerator.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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