- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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