Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

whats gay and american? a gay american

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Laugh.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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