why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Albino African Americans

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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