- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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