- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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