Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Anti Joke

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