Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Christ is a conspiracy

I literally died laughing

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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