So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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