Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

kennah campion when she talks

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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