- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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