- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A man walks into a vagina

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

get in the car.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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