- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

civil rights

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

lets bomb africa

THE GAME

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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