- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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