- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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