- Anti Joke

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.