Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Jersey Shore.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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