- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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