Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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