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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Canadians

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

European on my shoes, buddy.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A: Do you like it B: No

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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