- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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