How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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