twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Ron Paul for President!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

matt is fat

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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