- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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