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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

your mom

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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