- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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