- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Boxing on Boxing Day

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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