How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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