- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

The Big Band Theory

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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