- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Skrillex.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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