- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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