- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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