Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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