- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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