01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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