Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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sucks Syntax...

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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