How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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