- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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