- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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