- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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