- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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