- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

can you pass the soap?

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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