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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Equal rights!

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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