Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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