- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Face...tastes like chicken!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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