What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Equal rights!

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...