- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??