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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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