- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

I once did something.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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