- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Moral

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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