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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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