Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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