- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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