- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

I enjoy Popcorn

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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