- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Caolan and Eamon

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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