- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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