What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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