Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Women's Rights Movement

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A storm be brewin!

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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9/11 my birthday

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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