- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

no really what are ur names?

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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