- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Anyone can post anything.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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