- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

knock,knock you suck

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Asian women drivers...

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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