- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Yo mama so fat.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the house burn down? Obama

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