- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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