- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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