- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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