Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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sky's sty

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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