- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

smell the vitamin C

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Knock knock. Get out!!

A seal walks into a club.

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