- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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