- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White NBA players.

poop.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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