Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Well this is pointless.....

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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