- Anti Joke

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

I literally died laughing

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.