- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What's big and purple? Barney

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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