Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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