Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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