- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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