- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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