- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

what do you call a black chef glendon

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's circular and round A circle

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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