Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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