- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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