- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

No soap radio

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red, yup.

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