- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

I love pissing people off :P

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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