- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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