Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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The Labour Party.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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