Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Women's Rights

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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