- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Matthew Baker

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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