8================D-------- (.Y.)

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...