What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's circular and round A circle

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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