A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A man walked into a bar owch

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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