- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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